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The Bold & Beautiful

Brooke forgives Ridge! Apparently, drugged up sex is an aphrodisiac for these two kids in love.

The Young & The Restless

I'm ready to jump through the screen and strangle Gloria. Could that murderous bitch be any more annoying?

As the World Turns

Is Lisa's new club, Crash actually supposed to be hip and trendy? It is a weird coffee house set up that is far from stylish and youthful.

Emily's meltdown continues as she heads to the cliff where she shot Paul. What exactly caused Emily to unspool into crazy?

Have you noticed that Paul falls in love almost every week? I have to confess that I don't like Roger Howarth's Paul. He is basically playing Todd Manning. Despite all the acolades, if Howarth can act then he hasn't been doing it for years.

Guiding Light

I'm ready to slap Ava. She is such a whiny nag. I'm really loving Lizzie. She is a total schemer, but I hope that the writers actually let her baby be born. She would be a scary, yet loving mother. I can see her, the baby and Roxie, her dog running around Springfield in matching outfits.